Vadeo: Welp. Looks like it’s just you and me, little buddy.

Vadeo is sitting in the tech booth with Windows 95, who has blue screened after losing the previous match to YouTube Heroes. For some reason it has never fixed itself…

Vadeo: Aaaallllright then. I just gotta get you fixed up and ready.

Vadeo stares at Windows 95

Vadeo: Hmmm…

Vadeo hits the top of the monitor with his fists. Nothing happens.

Vadeo: Oh, great. This is gonna be harder than I thought.

Vadeo crawls under his desk.

Vadeo: Now where did I…? Hmmmm...no...no...not there...is iiiit...nah...AH! There it is!

Vadeo pulls out a manual with instructions on how to operate Windows 95.

Vadeo: Man..you could’ve at least fought well. I would rather not be forced to fix you up. Now then. Let’s see here.
(begins flipping through the book) Blue screen...Blue screen...Blue screen...there we are. Press any key to continue.

Vadeo presses the spacebar on the keyboard. Nothing happens

Vadeo: Hm?

Vadeo presses enter on the keyboard. Again, nothing happens.

Vadeo: Welp. I’m out of ideas.

Tobuscus snoops in

Toby: Whatcha working on?

Vadeo: Hm? Oh. It’s you. I’m just trying to fix this stupid computer because someone decided to smash it. Hold on a minute...was that you?

Toby: You betcha. I had to kill the source of all evil. Hey, I’ll tell you what. I’ll help you fix it up. I’m a mechanic myself.

Vadeo: You are?

Toby: Yeah. You realized I built a time machine before, right?

Vadeo: Really? How come I didn’t know.

Toby: It’s because you aren’t supposed to know. Now I have to erase the last 5 seconds of your memory.

Tobuscus pulls out a Neuralyzer

Vadeo: You what?

Tobuscus presses the button. The Neuralyzer flashes and erases the last 5 seconds of memory from Vadeo’s brain

Toby: Anyway, I don’t mind helping you out.

Vadeo: ….huh?

Toby: Blue screen, eh? I think I know how to figure this out

Toby starts messing with Windows 95 as Vadeo sits there and tries to regain what just happened.

Toby: All done!

Vadeo: GAH! WHAT DID YOU DO?

Windows 95’s computer case is on fire

Toby: Tried to decontaminate the cause of the issue

Vadeo: BUT DID YOU HAVE TO SET IT ON FIRE?

Vadeo runs out of the tech booth and into the lobby to grab a fire extinguisher.

Miku: Hey, Vadeo! Did you-

Vadeo: NO TIME TO TALK! SEE YA!

Vadeo runs out of the lobby, leaving Miku behind.

Miku: ….?

Vadeo enters the tech booth with the fire extinguisher. He presses the lever and extinguishes the fire.

Vadeo: That was a close one.

Toby: So...I guess that didn’t help. There’s still a blue screen.

Vadeo: Ugh! This stupid thing will never fix itself.

Miku walks in.

Miku: What was all of that about?

Toby: Oh we were trying to fix the computer.

Miku: I mean after that.

Toby: Oh I set it on fire and Vadeo had to get rid of the fire & then I ordered a pizza.

Miku: You did what?

Toby: I ordered a pizza

Miku: I mean before that

Toby: I set it on fire and Vadeo had to get rid of the fire

Miku: Oh no..

Vadeo: We still have to get this thing fixed before the next match! Everyone get out and leave me alone!

A large, mysterious figure enters the room.

???: Stop fookin’ with mah PC.

Vadeo: Eh?

Vadeo turns around to see Swagrid, the owner of Windows 95.

Miku: You mean you own this?

Swagrid: Course I fookin’ do. Why do you think I let you willy wagglers use it? I came here to pick it up and I see you broke it.

Toby: Yeah, no, that’s my bad. That’s MY bad.

Vadeo: Listen, buddy. Under contract, 95 can’t just ditch this place until after the tournament is over.

Swagrid: That’s a bit willy wonky, imnit?

Vadeo: Don’t blame me, pal. Blame Microsoft. Say, while you’re here, do you think you can help fix this thing up?

Swagrid: How the ‘ell is that possible when that American
(Toby) made that PC complete rubbish.

Toby: I did it for the greater good of society.

Engineer walks into the room.

Engineer: Good lord. Y’all are too damn loud. I’m trying to take a nap

Engineer notices 95’s blue screen

Engineer: Oh. I see.

Engineer walks over to 95, pulls out a wrench and hits it. Magically, 95 is repaired and starts to reboot. Engineer looks at Vadeo, nods, and walks out.

Vadeo & Miku: ….

Toby: Ooooh so THAT’S how you do it. I should do that next time my TV doesn’t work.

Swagrid: You’re all schewpid.